I've had sex dreams plenty of times, and plenty that I really didn't want to end, but today's was a little odd even by my standards.

Started out in a club but then the madam started assigning the women to various men. First encounter was fun but the 2nd started getting chaotic. Couldn't find the client, wasn't dressed appropriately (naked was not acceptable), the room I was assigned looked like a boys dorm room complete with boys playing video games, and then I got distracted and started cleaning a wall full of aquariums.

At the dinner table later one of the boys handed me a bible and we started talking about that but then the madam found me a new outfit...

And then the alarm said it was time to get up.

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Hate it when underwires snap! At least this time it isn't stabbing me. Now what can I do with the bra? The cups could make lovely padded yarmulkes (sp?). I'm going to try taking out the wires and see if it's still ok as a workout bra. If not, it could hold up my melons in the garden this summer.

Any other ideas?

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Yesterday one of my 2nd graders had N unusual case of shyness when he missed his stop. The other kids are in trouble for not speaking up, too. Got him home and went to chat with some other drivers in the lot.

One of them had an unclaimed kindergartner but school was closed so he had to bring the girl back to the office. Parents didn't come claim her so she got to go on a ride to the police station.

After this we hear a driver is on the phone waiting for an ambulance as he's got a kid having a seizure.

Time for me to go home after that. It was a nice and quiet at home.

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One bag, filled with compost (not poop) will be added to my compost pile. Everything is biodegradable if you have a long enough timeline. Let's see how long this takes.

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Summer time and the living is noisy.

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Fabulous day for some pool time. Wish you were here!

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Remember Josh? Smart, funny , always in trouble? I see him periodically and now he's old enough to drive.

Waiting for the little guys now. One last biting incident from a kindergartner yesterday. Today they'll be loud but happy.

The older kids wanted to throw papers out the window but I warned them that they'd be up front and my best buds come fall. That does assume I'll be back. Despite pay issues I do like driving these kids around.

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